Linda asks…Would you like to buy Rapture Insurance?I'm selling policies for $150 a pop. If you're injured during the Rapture the policy will cover you up to $1 billion in personal injury and $1 trillion in property damages. Additionally, if you are one of the lucky few who are raptured I will give you a one-time payout of $100 quintillion dollars, tax free.
(Fine Print): In the event that you are not raptured and not injured you agree to hold me faultless and forfeit all claims which could
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